A Christian group spent good money animating a video with almost Pixar-like quality to teach kids that homosexuality is wrong.
In the video, a little girl mentions to her mom that someone in her class has two moms, and that her teacher said this was okay. The mom picks up her Bible (or whatever their book is called) and teaches her daughter that Jehovah created marriage between one man and one woman because that is how people will be happiest. Then she talks about how gay people can’t get into heaven, using a weird airplane analogy. She finally asks her daughter what she will say to her classmate with same-sex parents. The little girl says that she can tell her about the Paradise, the animals, and the resurrection. Apparently, this will make the girl’s lesbian moms decide not to be gay and go to heaven instead?? (I predict this will not work.)
This video is incredibly creepy, and it’s bizarre that people are still saying this stuff in 2016. First of all, it’s completely preposterous that an imaginary guy in the sky “knows what will make us happy.” Mr Omnipotent Sky Dude has no idea what will make me happy. He thinks I would be happy in a heterosexual marriage, but I would be absolutely miserable. Secondly, who still believes in heaven and hell? We do not live in a three-tiered universe where earth is in the middle and heaven above and hell below. I believe this theory was debunked several hundred years ago. How have people not caught up on the news in several hundred years?
Mr. Jehovah-Dude thinks that I have to give up being a lesbian to get into heaven. Well, I say that if heaven did exist, it would be one big LESBIAN party! And if it wasn’t, I would have no interest in going there.
Since we are mere mortals, who will be dead and gone at the end of our lives, we might as well have fun while we are here. The closest you’ll ever get to heaven is being a lesbian. BRING IT ON.