Man watches porn while driving, crashes car and dies

You just can’t make this shit up. A man was watching porn on his phone while driving and crashed his car. The deceased was not wearing pants at the time of the crash.

Goodbye, misogynist, and good riddance. (And for god’s sake, people, never wank while driving!)

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6 thoughts on “Man watches porn while driving, crashes car and dies

  1. This man died doing what he loved….LOL!
    I guess someone didn’t get the “time and place” talk as a kid. I’m glad no one else was hurt while this fool was trying to “multitask.”

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  2. This is actually incredibly creepy. It was on the expressway. At 3:30 AM thank goodness. But he had no pants on, he was doing high-speed masturbating. He wasn’t just watching a porn movie. What a bizarre and dangerous fetish. And it was in 1995 Toyota. So all his all wank all the time lifestyle, very remunerative. 😖

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